THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)
The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)
It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.
CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!
(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)
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I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)
Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.
CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!
(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)
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I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)
We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.
CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)
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I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)
(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)
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Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)
TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)
Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)
PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)
Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)
Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)
101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)
10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)
5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)
'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)
Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)
Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]
'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)
GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!
(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)
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I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)
(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)
(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
Hey-O, it's Friday! Time to loosen that belt and have some extra-marital fun!
Go find a nice motel with a circular pink bed and have an adulterous affair with someone you met online. Anybody who's anybody is doing it!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)
(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)
(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)
(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)
(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
The Best and Worst Marvel Video Game Team-Ups (Comics Alliance)
I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)
(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)
(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)
(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)
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