Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?
Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)
(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)
(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)
(Sticking with the rock, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your woman won't let you put a finger in her bum-bum, you dum-dum)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:
CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!
Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your woman won't go down on you anymore.)
(Jim Norton is doing a book signing tonight in Philadelphia...and if you don't have his new book yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)
(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)
(while we're on the subject of "Pendulum", check out Dahlia's video!)
(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).
Also stopping by to promote his new show on FUSE is our buddy, our pal, our favorite singer from FOZZY...the one and only Chris Jericho is stopping by to say 'hi' to Op, Ant, and li'l Jimmy Norton.
(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)
(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)
...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' fiasco...
...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
(Still need a bosom fix, do ya? Well, that's some sense of entitlement you got on you, pally)
(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).
...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out!
...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing...
...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
...and just for good measure, let's plug this story one more time, because it's (sort of) topical....
...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...since we're on the subject of 'TITS'...
...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's drill this thing into the ground officially...because we'll have a new video up soon...
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...now let's shift gears rapidly (no, not really) and promote sexy stuff!
...now let's shift gears rapidly and promote sexy stuff!
...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!
...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)
...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?
OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here
...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!
...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)
...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out!
Enoug of this politcal mumbo jumbo, let's back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...
...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
...and what goes better with boobes? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)
...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...OK, enough shop talk. Let's bring on the BOOBIES!
...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
...now that we've thrown that in your face, check out these babies...
...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
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